But Internet Guru always seemed arrogant. I've worked in Internet startups, I've worked on huge web platforms, but calling myself Internet Guru just seemed pretentious. Tessa Horehled's blog post How To Identify A New Media Douchebag just made it worse, because she was right. I definitely don't know it all, and Guru made it seem like I did.

So I talked to the wife about this. To paraphrase her response "Ummm, you are a geek. Call yourself an Internet Geek."

Now I don't feel like a prick when handing out my shiny new business cards.